Ace of ♥: Huuugggs11!

2 of ♥: Echo the person next to you for five rounds.

3 of ♥: Pretend to be Beowulf.

4 of ♥: Give someone a braid.

5 of ♥: Give everyone in the room a rating from 1-10, A-Z, a color, an animal, and a hug.

6 of ♥: Make up a bible quote.

7 of ♥: Do an interpretive dance of an ovary.

8 of ♥: Toss your hair and grow seductively.

9 of ♥: Imitate the sounds of Alan.

10 of ♥: Talk nerdy to me baby.

Jack of ♥: Act out your destiny.

Queen of ♥: Give anyone a hug.

King of ♥: Make out with your own ear.

Ace of ♦: Hug (newest player)

2 of ♦: Recite the first thing that comes to your mind.

3 of ♦: Put on two articles of clothing.

4 of ♦: Do any yoga pose.

5 of ♦: Imitate a deity on acid.

6 of ♦: Pretend to be a +4 berserker for the duration of the game.

7 of ♦: Without removing it, turn your shirt inside out.

8 of ♦: Sing the national anthem.

9 of ♦: Pretend to be a Jew, a Black, or a Gay.

10 of ♦: Integrate: º e^x

Jack of ♦: Smell someone's hair in a sexy way.

Queen of ♦: Remove pant.

King of ♦: Remove a sock.

Ace of ♣: Draw a squid on (newest player)

2 of ♣: What is your completely useless talent?

3 of ♣: What do you think of how ducks are raised in France?

4 of ♣: Retell your life in under 2 minutes.

5 of ♣: What race are you the most racist towards?

6 of ♣: Do you like the genitalia of the squid?

7 of ♣: What is your favorite animal?/How did you lose your virginity?

8 of ♣: Who here looks best in a thong?

9 of ♣: Have you ever wanted to clone yourself?

10 of ♣: Would you combine ammonium nitrate and kerosene for fun?

Jack of ♣: Do you have crabs?

Queen of ♣: Who is the coolest of the Beatles?

King of ♣: Are people generally good? Why or Why not?

Ace of ♠: Draw a squid.

2 of ♠: What was your most beloved toy when you were small?

3 of ♠: What do you think about US Cuba relations?

4 of ♠: Would you kill Hitler?

5 of ♠: What is your parents deity?

6 of ♠: What is the most embarrassing injury?

7 of ♠: Describe your shower routine.

8 of ♠: How did you get here?

9 of ♠: What color should be invented?

10 of ♠: Would you kiss your dog if he asked in english?

Jack of ♠: Would someone being jewish affect you dating them?

Queen of ♠: What is the sexiest DnD class?

King of ♠: Give your opinion on western imperialism and culture.

Joker: Kiss Jesus.

Joker: Why?